At the end of the first quarter...

• The Princeton Tigers lead, 7-0.
• In between quarters, there is a fat, pink pig mascot wearing blue suspenders and a white chef's hat dancing around at the 20-yard line. Behind him, there is some sort of apparatus, operated by two human beings, launching actual, edible hot dogs into the stands. As one hot dog makes its way up towards the press box, it disintegrates in mid-air. These characters must have come in from Hanover.